An Iowa man was charged with assault for throwing a bag of Cheetos at his father. The bag hit his face and caused his eye-glasses to cut the bridge of his nose. The son admitted to being on methamphetamines at the time.

Okay, seriously, I’m not excusing that this man was out of his mind on drugs at the time, but assault for hurling a bag of Cheetos. Under this criteria I’m guilty of assault when I launch balls of paper at students for talking.